When I first found out I was pregnant, I immediately fell to the floor in a pile of tears and hysteria. There was no celebration. Just sheer and utter panic that there was now a tiny human inside of me who, somehow, had to come out in what I was sure [...]
My cousin Tor had recently moved in with us and the novelty of being with family quickly wore off as Lena decimated his eardrums with her post-sleep screams. It was such an outrageous tantrum that he felt the need to film it on his iPhone. It was a lot to handle even for me and I have to love her because I'm her mom.
Game on! In two days, I will be safe to deliver the Billy Blanks wanna-be currently residing in my uterus. Not that it means anything to her, but it means a lot to me. We learned all sorts of interesting facts in childbirth class about naturally inducing labor - all of which I plan to utilize.